YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Achievements Here is the full list of all 33 YOU DON'T KNOW JACK achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply It's Just More of ThisFinish an episode Taking It from BehindCome from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game Perfect AttendancePlay Episodes 1-73 Slack AttackGet -$1 million on a Jack Attack The Game's Half FullPlay Episodes 1-36 The Game's Half EmptyPlay Episodes 1-37 Back TaxesWin all prizes in Episodes 1-73 My First TimeScrew someone for the first time Vidiot SavantGet every question right in an episode Social OutcastFinish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights TurncoatPlay on July 4th instead of celebrating America 1 guideGenius for a DayScore at least $30,000 over your average DisorDat DestroyerAnswer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly Jack Attack DogGet all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game DisOrDat Participation AwardComplete DisOrDat in 30 seconds DisOrDashAce a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds OverconsumerListen to all commercials after one episode Button BangerGet a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds Smelt the RosesGet a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second UnicornAchieve highest gamer rating One Teat Short of an UdderAchieve second-highest rating Mouth-BreatherAchieve third-highest rating achievement Quick-Draw McDumbassChoose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times Consolation PrizePlay 5 hours without getting a single achievement 100,000aire!Earn $100000 lifetime 500,000aire!Earn $500000 lifetime 1,000,000aire!Earn $1000000 lifetime 1 guideFilm in Your BrainGet 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC) PhattyGet 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC) Beast MasterGet 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC) Living in the PastGet 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC) Discover Gauntlet of FireFind the very important gauntlet of fire Great CrowdLaugh at a an easy joke