Full list of all 31 Who's Your Daddy achievements.
The base game contains 25 achievements, and there are 2 DLC packs containing 6 achievements.
Cook 25 Steaks
Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Play with the "Strange Rubber Object"
Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up
Stab other Dad players 25 times
Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day
Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health
Be looking at your son as he dies
Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Drown 25 Times
Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father
Die in the fridge
Get your first win as a baby.
Good babies don't burn themselves
Player 50 Notes on the Toy Piano
Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat
Win your first Daddy Game
Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car
Run a baby over with a lawnmower
Complete all the challenges
Have 5 unique buffs at once
Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet.
eat at least 100 hotdogs
Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)