Welcome Home Achievements

• You Win

  You Have played the game all the way through.
• Puzzled

  Found a hidden puzzle and solved it.

• Unlocked

  You have unlocked a door, how fun is that?
• Started The Game

  Played the game for the first time.
• Stay Awhile

  You spent a long time trying to beat an area.
• The Great Beyond

  Turned on a radio and listened to the voices, that pretty cool of you.
• Severed

  Found a severed body part.
• Agoraphobia

  You got through to the half way point, I can't beleave you didn't get a refund yet.

• Knock Knock

  You knocked on a door. That's cool.
• Photo Bombed

  You have taken a picture of a creepy ghost.
• Phalanges

  You found a severed finger, i Guess the still have the most important finger.
• Viewed

  Thats one easy achievement, you viewed the credits.
• Ghosts Are Bad

  You have played the game and stayed when things got bad.
• Bones

  This one may or may not be self explanatory, you found a pile of bones.

• Don't Be A Little Girl

  This one is hard to find, game developers are fun people.
• All Most There

  You've made it this far, keep on going.
• Hearing Voices

  You turned on the radio, don't forget to rock out.
• Running Scared

  Found a hidden Jump scare, and survived it.
• Blow Out You're Candles

  It's not you're birthday, don't do that anymore.
• Note Reader

  You read you're first note, I'm glad you got this far.

• You Quiter

  You quit the game and hated every minute of it, go get a refund.
• Ending One

  Got the first ending.
• Ending Two

  You Got the secound ening. Isn't this so fun?
• Ending Three

  You got the thred ending. still more to come.
• Ending Four

  Half way there, these are easy to get.
• Enjoy Your Stay

  You played a level for far to long, are you stuck? Fifteen minutes is a long time.

• Stay Focused

  You focused on an object. im glad you don't need glasses.
• Fire, Fire, Fire!!!

  I love fire, Fires cool. hahahhhaha yah.
• Let There Be Light

  Turn on some light, the darkness is bad ok.
• Be Kind Rewind

  You played a VHS tape. Thats so old school.
• I Want My Gold Shilling

  You found one of maney gold shillings, you money hungry skum.
• Ending Five

  You got to view ending five. wow your cool.

• Ending Six

  Pick up sticks.
• Ending Seven

  You got the seventh ending, thats like seveth heaven.
• Ending Eight

  Wow you're cool.
• Thank You For Being A Fan!!!

  Ya thank you so much....
• Flushed

  You found the worlds biggest dump.
• Javier O Zavala

  R.I.P to the greatest gamer to ever live. Miss you bro.

• Smokin Hot

  What happens when a ghost gets close to you?
• Ooh La La

  "I don't know what you're talking about; sometimes an animale just needs to be pushed through the fence."
• Flowers

  Walk by some flowers that don't belong in the game.
• Super Hidden Toy

  held a random useless toy.
• R.I.P In Peace

  Held A ghost in the palm of you're hands.
• Brains

  You have none, but hey you're get pretty far in the game.

• BURIED ALIVE

  Just like it says, have you ever been?
• Cornfield

  You ever take you clothes off and run backwards through a cornfied.
• Time Out

  1, 2, 3, go to time out.
• Acrotomophilia

  Held a few different body parts, you sicko.
• NEW ACHIEVEMENT NAME 2 16

  This achiement is to make fun of all achiement's
• Nothing To See here

  You moved a painting and got jack for it.

• Poltergeist

  Don't turn on that T.v, you did it, you freaking did it.
• Valve Meme

  Dear Valve, I bet you will never complete a trilogy prove me wrong, i don't care how.
• Books Are Bad Ban Them

  Found the hidden book, It's not you're fault you can't read.
• Menu Pains

  You suddenly lose all interest in playing.
• Who's Afraid of the Dark?

  You let your flashlight die, whats wronge with you.
• Gotta Light

  You let your lighter run out.

• Participation Trophy

  The term may also be used as an example of the celebration of mediocrity or of emotional coddling. In this rhetorical context, it is frequently associated with millennials, those of Generation Y.
• Not A Gold Star

  The idiom- get a gold star means to earn a merit point for doing well in something.
• Pain Killer

  Drugs are Bad, Mkay?