Here is the full list of all 26 Unwell Known achievements.
So this was the tutorial, from now on, welcome to the border wall
Fail 15 times in the same area
Kill a lot of drones
Congratulations, you have everything I can offer.
Thank you for playing
You leave alive from down there
Do you really do it? Wow you are amazing
You don't get drown in the river
You ride an android, would you like to do it again?
Great, you overpass you're fear
Found all the monuments for all that legends
You really hit that bullet, baseball skills at best
Visa E2 Approve, secret ending
You Love art
You got it, do you?
I think you're in trouble
Don't get excited, she has probably made a mistake
Wow, maybe mom went a little overboard.
Sorry mom, but this is important...
Now you have the chain that took away the duck, but why a duck?
So you've got all your tools back? God help us all
That bicycle will never walk again... And your savings if you go back to that stall.
Dude, that gone hurt tomorrow in the morning
That was so close... Ducking baby
Hey, that's more expensive than a bicycle, right?
It's fun... and you known it