Under Maintenance Achievements

• "I'll have my cake and eat it, too."

  It's important to make your own decisions.
• "Happy you followed your dreams."

  It's great to see him achieve his goals.

• "This looks like fun..."

  You like a snarky bastard, don't you?
• "Assuming makes an 'ass' out of you and me"

  Bold of you to assume this wasn't just a fling.
• "Onward and upward!"

  It's time you focus on yourself, anyways.
• "Everyone loves a man who is good with his hands."

  He's a keeper. I'm taking him off the market.
• "You're more like a friend to me."

  Well, you really weren't looking for anything serious...
• “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

  The old clunker just isn't worth it.

• "Mixed signals are for the birds. This one is straightforward."

  Exorbitant fare prices - still better than fixing up my car.
• "This user has your number blocked."

  "Why can't I get ahold of him?"
• "Let's find ourselves together."

  Happy at home with their adopted, fluffy cat child.
• "We drifted apart - should have kept the cat."

  After the cat got a home, it didn't last.
• "I love a man with a strong opinion."

  Sorry if the truth hurts? (shrug)
• "Every journey starts with one step...or five"

  Kept on walking 'til you walked outta his life.

• "No one will ever hurt you again...except for me."

  Adopted Tristan as your Pet Project
• "Vagabond Journey to the Unknown!"

  Get you a man who will play otome with you on a train.
• "The distance is better for us both."

  At least we're still in touch, right?
• "Going out is exhausting."

  Two places in one night? Not at this age.
• "Say no to Red Flags."

  The mechanic and his sister are better company.
• "It was just a fling to pass the time."

  Jobless and at home with my parents.

• "Adventure avoided!"

  Sometimes staying home is for the best.
• "This is a bar, not a cocktail lounge."

  Who orders a martini at a dive bar?