Here is the full list of all 26 Touch The Floor achievements.
I guess it can talk...
You can do it!
I'm sure you had no other option.
Well, this is going to make things easier...
Did it hurt?
Can you move?
Why does it smell like bacon?
Just don't think about scary things.
Half-way there.
You did it!
Did you need more?
It's 10 digits long.
Play for an hour.
Play for three hours.
They are fun, aren't they?
The quicker you finish, the higher your score.
The longer you survive, the higher your score.
You are quite the risk taker, aren't you?
...in the first two minutes of Lives mode.
It's not a lot, I promise.
This is a lot, I'm sorry.
Either left or right. Doesn't matter.
Do you need a new mouse?
Pedal to the metal.
That was some nice dodging you did there.
That's it. You are done. Go play something else.