This will not go well Achievements Here is the full list of all 63 This will not go well achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply Pop pop!You’ve destroyed 1000 missiles across multiple runs. Satisfying, isn’t it? Rocket whispererYou clearly know how to make them go boom. 2500 missiles destroyed across multiple runs. The interceptorYou’ve turned destruction into a daily habit. 5000 missiles destroyed across multiple runs. Space janitorCleaning up the skies, one missile at a time. Total: 10000 missiles across multiple runs. Missile extinction eventYou’ve erased 25000 missiles from existence across multiple runs. They never stood a chance. One-man armyYou destroyed 10 missiles in a single game. Feeling powerful? No fly zoneMissiles don’t get to breathe when you’re around. 20 missiles destroyed in one go. BoomfestThat game was a firework show! 30 missiles blasted in one game. Laser reflexesYou shut them down like a pro. 45 missiles down in one go. God of explosions60 missiles exploded before they even knew what hit them. All in one game. Learning curveYou died 50 times. But hey, you’re getting better… probably. Kaboom enthusiast100 glorious deaths. Each one a masterpiece. Boom magnetYou seem oddly comfortable exploding. 250 times, in fact. Respawn pro500 deaths and still going. Who said persistence is bad? Immortal in spiritYou died 1000 times, and yet… here you are. Unstoppable. So close!You dodged 250 missiles by a hair across multiple runs. Impressive reflexes! That was lucky500 times across multiple runs that you almost kissed a missile. Almost. Too close for comfort750 near-miss experiences across multiple runs. You must like living dangerously. Threading the needle1000 perfect dodges across multiple runs. Are you part machine? Matrix modeYou’ve bent space and time to avoid 2000 missiles across multiple runs. Respect. Adrenaline junkieYou danced past 5 missiles in one game. You crazy. Missile balletYou turned near-death into an art form. 10 dodges in one go. Hyper reflexesYour fingers were faster than fate. 15 dodges, one game. Threaded perfection20 close calls in one match. We’re sweating just watching. You call that close?You flirted with disaster 25 times in one game... and won. First stepsYou’ve scored 5000 points total. It’s something! Point hoarder10000 points collected over time. Keep stacking 'em. High score goblin25000 lifetime points. You clearly like winning. Point tycoonYou’ve hoarded 50000 points. What’s the plan, buy a new spaceship? Score overload100000 points across all games. That’s some serious playtime. Solid roundYou scored 50 points in one run. Nice! Combo crusher100 points in one go. You're on fire! Peak performanceYou hit 175 points in a single run. That was clean. Unstoppable run250 points in one run. You didn’t blink, did you? Score god300 points in one go. You basically broke the scoreboard. Into the void Ship cycle complete EzYou got hit by the slow red one. Really? Mediocre missile, outstanding failThat purple missile thing wasn’t even trying… and it still got you. Oops, it was blueThe hard one got you. Maybe it earned it. Unfair advantageGreen one doesn’t slow down. Neither did your death. Fast and furiousOrange blur went *brrrrrr*... right into you. Didn’t see that comingIt was invisible, sure. But still... really? You were the real targetYellow one outplayed you. Tactics: effective. Crushed by the chunky oneIt was massive. You still ran into it. Shocking outcomeHe didn’t even touch you. You got fried anyway. Shared funeralTurns out it had a backup plan. Having some more friends, actually. Playing with fireYou spent 120 seconds flirting with death across your runs in the danger zone. Bold. Hot pursuitYou've racked up 300 seconds in the danger zone across your runs. You're a magnet for missiles. Near-miss enthusiastYou willingly existed in the danger zone for 600 seconds across all runs. Respect the hustle. Thrill collectorThat's 1200 seconds of adrenaline in the danger zone across multiple runs... and questionable decisions. Life on the edge1800 seconds in the danger zone across all your runs living like tomorrow might not come. What could go wrong?You spent 5 seconds in the danger zone being way too chill under pressure in a single run. Dancing with missiles10 seconds in the danger zone dodging death in a single run? Stylish. Suicidal. Both. Bold strategy, CottonThat's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. 20 seconds in the danger zone in one run. Danger magnetYou stood still in the danger zone for 30 seconds in one run. What's your secret? Untouchable40 seconds dodging death in the danger zone in one run like it's your job. And you're amazing at it. Silent running This will not go well... This will go wellAwarded for the total number of missiles destroyed by all players over time. Your collective efforts have shaped the galaxy! Natural selection Interstellar drift PeacemakerYou reached the first 6 points without making any missiles collide. A true pacifist… or just really good at staying out of the way.