Here is the full list of all 10 The Stanley Parable achievements. It takes around 25-30 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
This is an achievement.
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It is impossible to get this achievement.
Click on door 430 five times.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.