The Stanley Parable Achievements

Full list of all 10 The Stanley Parable achievements. It takes around 25-30 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.

  • Achievement

    This is an achievement.

    1 guide
  • Commitment

    Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

    2 guides
  • Welcome back!

    Quit the game and then start it again.

    1 guide
  • Speed run

    Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

    2 guides
  • You can't jump

    No seriously, we disabled it.

    1 guide
  • Go outside

    Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

    2 guides
  • Beat the game

    Complete The Stanley Parable.

    1 guide
  • Unachievable

    It is impossible to get this achievement.

    2 guides