The Santa Paradox Achievements Here is the full list of all 25 The Santa Paradox achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply The gift of coalGet the worst ending. The gift of gamingGot the good ending You are the chosen oneGot the BEST ending Merry Christmas!Gave somebody the right present. Elite SantaEarned an S Rank. Flunked!Got an F Rank. Cookie!Collected your first cookie. Cookie MonsterCollected all 18 cookies. The Santa SprintComplete a run of the game within 30 minutes. Light's OutHelped Dad with the lights. Just...well done.Burn some Cookies in the oven. The Greatest SnowmanSmashed all the snowmen. That felt pretty good!Finished your first mission of kindness. I don't feel so goodFinished your first selfish mission. Family ManFound Bruce's head. One of a kindBeat the game doing only doing kind missions. Sugar freeBeat the game without collecting any cookies Beat the developerX time Y score all presents Gotta go fastComplete a level in 1:30 or under Slow coachTake longer than 10 minutes to complete a single level No MathGet a math equation wrong So MajesticPaint a Majestic pink dragon ThwackTake a punch and stay standing Boing!Used a trampoline for the first time Yarr!Find all the Pirate trading cards