The Phantom Fellows Achievements

• Day 2 Death

  Yo that death was straight fire.
• Day 1 Death

  Good to get the first one out of the way.

• Hose Burner

  Wow. Super rude.
• Rake Burner

  You are henceforth known as Burner of Rakes.
• The Damp Knight

  What a joker.
• Fussy Toes

  Dude has uncomfortably clean feet.
• Mothman Prophecy

  I'm gonna miss him, yo.
• The Brave Little Blacklight

  I wouldn't have.

• Player Swap Unlocked

  Till death do you part.
• Walked Like a Janitor

  Understood, will comply.
• Sticky Note Taker

  Way to jot it down.
• Mech Suit

  Sorry, mech like mechanic.
• Pee Pee Maker

  Way to do a wee.
• Got Tara Myself

  Way to take initiative!

• Star Quest - THE MOVIE!

  I feel like I've seen that before.
• Loon - THE MOVIE!

  You may now invite people to ask you about it.
• Pizza Cleaner

  You really saw that through.
• The Rad Hatter

  Love Slash.
• The Other Drive Belt

  This was theft.
• Poster Girl

  She's gotta be so itchy sitting on that thing.

• Travel Unlocked

  I think I wanna go home.
• Ideal Working Conditions

  I'm starting to think that train is haunted.
• Tara Croft

  That's exactly how you tear an ACL.
• Ghosted Yourself

  Love a good, new low.
• T-Bird

  You'll never guess what the T is for.
• T-Bird At The Diner

  They probably DO serve those here.

• Squirrel Girl

  I'm just happy to see her gettin' back out.
• Lucas Hearts

  Let 'em just enjoy the ride.
• Opened It Anyway

  That's the spirit! (the other one)
• Smash Box

  We can't take you anywhere.
• Peter Head Screwdriver

  By Jove, He Shouldn't Have Got It
• Shop N Bathroom

  Ken actually said he did not send them.

• Shop N Shag

  I think I speak for all of us when I say, wow.
• Oliver Wuz Here

  My client can neither confirm nor deny the allegations.
• Thirsty Lady

  I would.
• Returned To Relieve Yourself

  I love you for seeing this through.
• Sweet Sweet Madness

  Fun Fact: 80% of beta testers missed this.
• For Whom The Bell Trolls

  You're actually being paid to be here too.

• Screwdriver Returned

  That was cool of you.
• Pot Returned

  Someone's Grandma would be proud.
• Picky With The Posters

  Good call, that one's gonna match the wallpaper better.
• Potty Mouth

  This is what we parser for.
• Post Credits Scene

  Do me a favor, just hang onto that cliff for several months.
• Played Wax

  Wax is the GOAT.

• Boss DJ

  Great, now I want a jelly roll.
• Patrol Quest

  Did you catch that Jesse Brains or what?
• The Volume Remote

  "Hand me the remote" "Which one?"
• Picked Pendleton

  Or I guess Thurston.
• Picked Gertrude

  I also want it to be her.
• Picked Finley

  I hope you're wrong.

• Picked All Of Them

  Best Ending.
• Ninja Sword

  Ninjas were a bigger deal back then.
• Where's Penny?

  I'm not nosy, I'm inappropriately curious.
• Custodial Arts

  That was an OK try.
• Moon Logic

  That don't make no sense.
• Returned The Keycard

  Good, you've made someone's mother proud.

• Saword Master

  Wow. You probably play a lot of adventure games.
• Put Yourself In Order

  At least you made this bed today.
• Lured Out With Bar Food

  A squirrel after my own heart.
• License Plated

  A thing for every place and a whatever for every something.
• Big Blue Cup

  It's actually a pretty average sized cup.
• Half Dome

  I heart Sierra.

• Frosted Acorns

  Yay you got them! Now please don't eat any.
• A Gift For Tara

  You are now Oliver, Giver of Maps
• Human Arm Bone

  You'll never guess what I got for you...
• Diner Outback

  Way to walk left.
• Foot Finder

  I thought it looked familiar.
• Floppy Gold

  Magnetic media wasn't long for this world...

• Brochure Flipper

  Now do this IRL and yell "you just got Oliver'd"
• Farmer's Matches

  First his log, then his daughter... now his matches?!
• Shotgun's Fired

  Probably a good time to get back at it anyway.
• Fake Washed Hands

  It takes almost the same amount of time as really doing it.
• Everyone Has A Sister

  Except no, they factually do not.
• One Short Eye

  I feel like I'm missing a reference or something.

• Bell Stop

  It's good to keep your ghost stimulated while you're at work.
• Spirits of Salt

  Please stop dosing ghosts.
• Drunkbert

  Every song is about him.
• Shady DIner Deal

  I'm starting to think that man doesn't run a legitimate business.
• After School Special

  That guy was a real jerk!
• Day 4 Extended Ending

  Give a bone, get a bone. Wait... never mind.

• Damm Near Kilt Em

  Personally, I like the Greenhorn.
• Bouillon or Bullion?

  Look, one of them is delicious.
• Pasta Cook

  Nobody asked for this.
• Smooth Talker

  It is better to be a warrior in a garden than just, like, a gardener.
• Adventure Game Geek

  Is what you are.
• Burger Bath

  When you can't get to it within 5 seconds.

• Pushing Up Roses

  Love her BBS.
• Harassments To The Chef

  Don't give him time to forget you.
• Ah, Venice

  Last Crusade is my favorite movie and I just need you to know that.
• Day 5 Death

  I knew you'd figure out how to die.
• Day 4 Death

  Lucas is going to be SO mad.
• Day 3 Death

  Next time just go the other left.

• Last To Leave

  Thank you for playing The Phantom Fellows <3
• What A Mensch!

  You did all the kind acts and you have a good heart.
• Enlightened Adventurer

  This is a symbolic achievement.
• Anna With An E

  Annea? Eanna? You know what, whatever.
• Imaginary Friend-Zone

  Shut up, TYLER.
• Special Ingredient

  I just hope he keeps it out of the food.

• You're Crazy Train

  Pretty helpful for a mental breakdown.
• Mazza Leez

  Honestly her pasta kinda sucks.