Here is the full list of all 39 The Ditty of Carmeana achievements.
Have your credit card suspended by the Bank of Bowtudgel
Bribe your way to an area you're not supposed to be at yet
Do the cut scene at the Scenic Overlook while carrying a pot
Obtain a small crossbow before acquiring a credit card
Talk to Margaret while carrying a pot
Reach Ufiyya before aquiring Electrolytesportsdrink
Talk to Gary while carrying a pot
Defeat Gozamata using a crossbow
Fill your purse with a hundred thousand miles
Enter Catacombs before removing rock from pass
Eliminate the R.O.N.S. from Lady Samiltish's cottage
Steal a sheep from Macgregor's Ranch
Choose a name for your character that was popularized by a playthrough video
Copy a gene in DNA Replicator mini-game without any mutations
Use the power of calculus to help Achilles overtake a turtle on the road
Reach a secret bonus level after the "end" of the game
Talk to the Emir of Neroka while carrying a pot
Pass the Bowtudgel History final exam at the University of Chingaim
Try to strike the final boss while he's striking against you. Just try.
Vault over a stone wall
Collect eight pieces of Rowena & Co. antique furniture for Andria
Defeat Gozamata
Attack Gozamata's giant eye with metal, despite knowing what kind of game this is by now
Get that #!@%{*#& song out of your head by changing the background music
Accept the surrender of Baron Ran
Reach cellar of the Chateau without helping all the animals
Pass the (Ac)counting final exam at the University of Chingaim
Get a zero score on the shooting gallery game
Mix alchemy ingredients to create new items
Use the Wand of Polymorph to polymorph all of your artifacts
Fall off the edge of a scene
Show your boffin cred by plotting something on the graphing calculator
Jump into water and drown, despite the game helpfully preventing you from running into water
Escape from your boring home town to go on a quest to Rescue the Princess™
Complete all the challenging exercises in the Borrington Gymnasium
Fly around and explore a scene with Tabitha
Take advantage of a programming glitch to get a free weapon
Pass the Aerospace Engineering final exam at the University of Chingaim
Visit all locations with info on Bowtudgel history, then pass test without correction