Here is the full list of all 12 The Crimping achievements.
Delicious, but was it really 12 inches?
Survived the dungeons of DOS.
Personally discovered the secrets of the undead.
Approached by a wild cougar.
You were crimped and have the t-shirt to prove it.
Spun around beautifully while summoning the dead.
Conducted a very careful test of a firearm's safety.
Listened to the complete "The Entertainer."
Died from a conspicuous lack of marshmallows.
Discovered one of 237 secret rooms.
You've seen some things and lived to tell the tale.
Discovered a way to keep warm in the Portland rain.