Sternly Worded Adventures Demo Achievements

• Adventuring!

  Start a new game as an adventurer.
• Are ya winning?

  See the postgame outside of the arcade.

• Proceeding through

  Beat a level 0 or greater combat in the overworld.
• Level 1

  Beat a level 1 or greater combat in the overworld.
• Level 2

  Beat a level 2 or greater combat in the overworld.
• Level 3

  Beat a level 3 or greater combat in the overworld.
• Exsanguination

  Complete "Exsanguination" in the arcade.
• Deadly Nightshade

  Complete "Deadly nightshade" in the arcade.

• Rhapsody of Fire

  Complete "Rhapsody of Fire" in the arcade.
• Þe healing light

  Complete "Þe healing light" in the arcade.
• Curse of wood

  Complete "Curse of wood" in the arcade.
• Slimiest slime

  Complete "Slimiest slime" in the arcade.
• Got wood?

  Get a wood related word bonus against a treant-type opponent.
• "Bone" a skeleton

  Get a bone related word bonus against a skeleton-type opponent.

• Fight fire with fire

  Use a fire related word against a fire elemental.
• Sticks and stones

  Swear at a demon.
• "And off we went"

  See every quit confirm screen quote.
• Solid GQLD

  Have a word score 100 or more.
• Conceivable

  Submit an 11 letter or longer word.
• Inconceivable

  Submit a 13 letter or longer word.

• Sweet sixteen

  Submit a 16 letter or longer word that has at most 8 wildcards in it.
• Stop, my UI can only take so much

  Submit a word that's 17 letters or longer.
• No thoughts, head empty

  Have an empty tile board without manually clearing it, and without it being a gameover.
• A source of magical knowledge

  Visit a wizard's tower.
• Capitol

  Visit the capital city.
• A good hiding

  Beat up some goons, without committing murder.

• A solution

  Commit murder.
• Kill a monster

  Defeat a monster in a dungeon.
• A fresher hell

  Witness the start of the end.
• Coin for a beggar

  Pay a beggar.
• Healing hands

  Heal the paladins' wounds.
• Olexa

  Try to spell "Olexa".

• :pogchamp:

  Ugh, fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp.
• Nevermore

  Quoth the raven, nevermore.
• Astonishing

  A real bookworm.
• Doot

  Doot.
• 'MURICA

  [Eagle noise intensifies].
• Send it!

  Send "send".

• UwU

  UwU.
• Mathematical

  Finish a combat with 3 or more opponents with any stat average as an integer.
• Technically perfect

  Complete an adventure without an opponent getting to attack.
• Perfect

  Complete an adventure without losing life.
• Done

  Beat a 4 letter shrine minigame.
• Excel

  Beat a 5 letter shrine minigame.

• Beaten

  Beat a 6 letter shrine minigame.
• Achieve

  Beat a 7 letter shrine minigame.
• It hungers

  Collect blood.
• Legally distinct parody

  Assemble the infinitives gauntlet.
• Perfectly balanced

  Assemble the scales of truth.
• With great power

  Assemble the scales of justice.

• The status trifecta

  Have an enemy inflicted with bleed, toxin, and burn at the same time.
• Taco

  Defeat a rainbow slime.
• Thirsty

  Defeat a potion slime.
• Hot lava

  Defeat a lava slime.
• Slime sovereign

  Defeat a crowned slime.
• Mulder

  Defeat a skull slime.

• Slime

  Defeat a completely normal slime.
• Consecration

  Consecrate a shrine.
• Arachnology

  Use a spider related word against a spider.
• Nope

  Clear all spider nests from a forest. Fire optional.
• Honeydew

  Get a gold tile in the physics dream.
• Boggled

  Complete "Boggled" in the arcade.

• Boggling anxiety

  Complete "Boggling anxiety" in the arcade.
• Get lost

  Lose yourself in the woods.
• Get found

  Find your way out of the lost woods.

• Axe a question

  Use a lumberjack related word against a treant-type enemy.
• Chill out

  Use an ice related word against a fire elemental.
• Moof

  "Moof moof, I am Clarus the dogcow."

• White whale

  Call me Ishmael.
• Iced creams

  Complete "Iced creams" in the arcade.

• Cronch wrap supreme

  Defeat a large slime.
• Slime sovereign supreme

  Defeat a large crowned slime.