Stalks Stalks Stalks

Stalks Stalks Stalks

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Stalks Stalks Stalks

Stalks Stalks Stalks Achievements

Here is the full list of all 25 Stalks Stalks Stalks achievements.

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  • A Rich Man's Game

    You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations!

  • A Poor Man's Game

    You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude!

  • Two Commas

    Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million!

  • Three Commas

    Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion!

  • 2x

    You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa!

  • 1/2

    You lost half your starting money! Boo!

  • Mortgage

    You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage!

  • In Your Debt

    You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back!

  • Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy

    You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad!

  • FREEDOM!!!!

    You paid off your loan! You're free, for now...

  • Rookie Numbers

    10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket

  • Fiduciary

    Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to)

  • Time to Retire

    After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for?

  • There's Always Next Year

    10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others...

  • Career Change?

    Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out.

  • DSM­5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder

    1,000 loses? It's time for a talk...

  • The Splits

    Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days.

  • All In

    300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go!

  • Diversified

    Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol)

  • A New Century Dawns

    You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help.

  • Bankrupt!!!

    Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that?

  • Howdy Cowpoke

    That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner

  • Old Timer

    After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself