Here is the full list of all 8 Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Complete the tutorial chapter of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Complete the first debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Complete the second debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Complete the third debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Complete the fourth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Complete the fifth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Complete the final debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Even Philosophy games have post credits scenes now. It's out of control.