Here is the full list of all 50 Short Fuse achievements.
Others have seen The Don walking around - you have done more!
Hit a bowling ball
Bombs are like mood swings - the bigger the better!
Ever wondered what's inside of those? Ferrets! Lots of ferrets! Also, water
Break all hydrants in a level
Bounced on at least 100 trampolines
What's better than 100? 1000 of course!
Ten Thousand Trampoline bounces - wow, you better take a break!
You've unlocked the most sophisticated of the players
You are! For unlocking doggo! Good job!
Clean air - who would want that in their lungs if you can have 100% artificial, healthy, glorious smoke???
The Light! The Light! It's so cold... The light is so cold!
Go and sign up! Or at least knock on their door. Maybe smacking into their station will work, too!
Quinoa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It's supposedly healthy and tastes like butt - so luckily this achievement has nothing to do with it. Just hit that clown, he's hiding somewhere out there!
Have you met her? Have you had drinks with her? Petted her dog? She has a dog, right? She looks like she should have a dog. Maybe a Mastiff or a Great Dane. Yeah, his name is probably Jackson.
You met Milhouse? Great - check your pockets. Your shoes too. There might be microphones hidden now...
Have you seen Lucy's ass? It's big and round and has all kinds of colors!
Hit all tanker train cars in the level!
Know those moving thingies? To transport dirt. You know the one. Your grandfather had one made of metal. I'm sure they have a name, but my dictionary is in the other room. Could you get it? Please? I trade you a cookie for it...
No seriously. I was just about to submit it and he grabbed it and ran away giggling. Do you mind getting it back for me?
He rocks. He's the best. If it wasn't for that darn restraining order, I'd jump him right into his face! Or break into his home at night, make some toast, butter it real good, and leave it for him on is bedside table.
No wait, we already got an achievement with that name. Oh well. I'll fix that later. I'm sure I'll remember!
At least we didn't ask you find something tiny like a catchup packet!
Yas! Now there is something exciting! Feeding a parking meter! Yeah! YASSS! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then hit him. Not on him though - he'll probably do that for you!
Congrats. You have hit Santa. I bet he fell over and didn't get up. I hope you feel good about yourself!
Bounce bounce bounce - now it's your turn
Be gentle with her!
Bounce into it instead!
Toast of course! Let's see if there are crumbs left inside the toaster!
That was probobably a bad idea...
Bad news though - I already ate all the hotdogs and drunk all the beer...
Need we say more?
That's German for submarine! Or Klingon for your momma is so far she needs a periscope to see past her triple chin!
Can you score one more homerun? Just grab this ball and make it to the endzone to score the next goal!
We first wanted you to hit a normal sized TV, but we figured we'd make it easy on you so now it's a sign. Have at it!
To be, or not to be isn't a question. How to reach that darn skull however is!
Can you go up on the roof and adjust the antenna? The reception is a bit fuzzy right now.
We all know John Lennon, John Wayne, and John Wick. But now it's time for John The Blue. Literally. Time to go!
Generic Ice Cream? What? How lazy can the developers be? They didn't even bother with a brand name, they just labelled the truck Ice Cream! And who the heck put it on that helicopter pad? You can thank Lazar for that. Let's all say it together: Thank you Lazar!
GTO, short for Greek Toilet Organization, is a non-profit and member of the World Toilet Organization. They also seem to make cars. Weird.
Bananas, sandwich bread, deli turkey, Muenster cheese, 2lbs bacon, red potatoes, steaks if they look nice, mustard, butter, eggs, twix, yoghurt, orange juice, refried beans, pineapple, cornflakes.
There is only one word I remember from my highschool French class, and that's the word for Ham!
Remember it? It was so good. Why don't you go looking for it? Maybe there are some leftovers...
New research shows that 100% of all dinosaurs died of overbite related causes. Don't believe us? Check out this skull and you'll see what we mean!
The boss said we need to use more social media. He wanted something to blow up on Tic Toc... Am I doing this right?
You can tell us, we won't judge.
Did you ever exit on the raft in Hitcat III on whittletown creek? No? Oh, you're that guy! Go try again!
No really. We promise. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a nose!
It's round and brown and for some reason it's in the bathroom... And guess where we put it!