SLAMMED Achievements

• Boston Crabby

  Ensure a flunky knows his role.
• Parts Unknown

  Win an amateur match via forfeit.

• Dirty Deeds

  Win an amateur match via disqualification.
• No Holds Barred

  Win an amateur match by exploiting an injury.
• Best for Business

  Make a buck off a mark.
• Texas Death Match

  Reminisce about the most dangerous match, ever.
• Hell in a Chapel

  Reminisce about the most sacrilegious match, ever.
• Sell Like It's 2005

  Make 'em look strong. Ridiculously strong.

• Ring General

  Win by making sure you lose, with style.
• Potato Shooter

  Take the old veteran down. Or try to.
• The Cleaner

  Use a mop on an opponent.
• Legend Killer

  End the career of a legend.
• Botch Watch

  Contradict yourself in an interview.
• Samoan Drop

  Get one of your trainers to forgive you.

• Super Junior

  Earn Super Horns' respect early.
• The Chosen One

  Gain immunity in Near Fall Academy.
• Shelton Holmes

  Uncover the truth behind the Near Fall Academy eliminations.
• Tough Love

  Force a contestant to quit, for their own good.
• Falling Star

  Disgrace a contestant at Near Fall Academy.
• Lie, Cheat, Steal

  Win the final Academy challenge using your wits.

• Show Stealer

  Hog the mic.
• Tron Assassin

  Use a video montage to mentally massacre.
• Crooked Edge

  Fall off the wagon.
• That Person Has a Family

  Seek solace with your family.
• Skull Basher

  Good wrestlers don't quit—they just wear masks.
• Super Kick Party

  Gain the Super Kick, and keep it.

• Hidden Attitude

  During an unmasking, use that famous line…
• Gravity Forgot

  Master the high-flying style.
• Ruler of Strong Style

  Master a hard striking style.
• Dead Lift

  Master a style involving power moves.
• 1,005 Holds

  Master a submission-focused style.
• Loser Leaves Town

  Get a second chance, then fail a second time.

• Break the Wall Down

  Spear an opponent through a cage.
• What a Maneuver

  Hit a high flying move from the top of a cage.
• Heel Turn

  Go from hero, to villain, in the eyes of the fans.
• Generation Me

  Use social media to interact with fans.
• Reality Era

  Air dirty laundry in public.
• Kill a Wish

  Be very, very mean to a child.

• 2x2 Horsemen

  Get into a two on two fight in the scaffolds match.
• Handicap Match

  Get into a two on one fight in the scaffolds match.
• Code of Honor

  Turn a two on one fight into a one on one duel.
• Superior Junior

  Get the best of Super Horns.
• Eyes on the Prize

  Don't make a deal with the devil.
• Pride of the Valkyrie

  Get the worst misogynist in the federation to accept your challenge.

• Bah Gawd

  Take a career-ending fall.
• PlayerWinsLOL

  Become the most popular wrestler in the federation.
• Ex-cuuuuse Me

  Become the most despised wrestler in the federation.
• World's Strongest

  Become a true powerhouse.
• Excellence of Execution

  Become a true mat technician.
• Pipe Bomber

  Become a true master of promos.

• Mandatory Rematch

  Get a second chance at love.
• Poetic Justice

  Defeat your rival with the most appropriate finisher.
• Fight like a Girl

  Show the misogynist just how hard a woman can hit.
• Not Michaels

  Lose to your rival on the grandest stage.
• Not Marty

  Beat your rival on the grandest stage.
• Heartbroken Kid

  Have your heart broken on the grandest stage.

• Our Time Is…Not Yet

  Come for the King, and miss.
• Ultimate Opportunist

  Expose a chink in the champion's armor, and exploit it.
• Best in the World

  The best match, against the best opponent, on the grandest stage.
• Blue Pants

  A crowd and a story aren't enough to beat misogyny.
• Queen of Wrestling

  Become the first female GWA World Champion.
• Match of the Year

  Receive Match of the Year honors in the Masters of Wrestling Annual World Rankings.

• Triple Threat

  End the game with an unresolved love triangle.
• The Animal

  Unleash your rage on your rival.
• The Beast

  Cross the line, and destroy the best.
• Lonely Warrior

  End the game still looking for closure.
• The Streak

  End the game in the cusp of a long-term commitment.
• Power Couple

  End the game as half of the most influential couple in wrestling.

• Time Splitter

  End the game by returning to how things used to be.
• Kiss It Out

  Prove that hate and love are two sides of the same coin.