- I've Covered Wars, You Know
Revolve over 53,596 times.
- Better Than Mama
Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
- Welcome to eSports
Complete your first eSports Speedrun Challenge.
- For the Love of Money
Collect every Cash Stash.
- Gonna Fly Now
Accomplish every Sick Jump.
- Low Rider
Discover all of the horns.
- Still the One
Collect every star in every ride.
- Tijuana Taxi
Drove straight for Beth.
- Disco Inferno
In "Destruction Derby", take out 8 cars.
- I Will Survive
Survive the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding.
- Pope on the Ropes
In "Farming Simulator 1977", complete your farming in under 40 seconds.
- True Maximilian
Purchase every property.
- The Horn Proclaimers
Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
- I've Made a Huge Mistake
Make a huge mistake.
- (Love Is) Thicker Than Water
Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars.
- It's Tuesday!
Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
- Sweet Freedom
In "Run Like Crazy", get 150 yards away.
- Ring My Bell
Unlocked the Pickup Finder.
- Fire and Rain
In "Death from Above", survive for 30 seconds.
- Baby Come Back
Die 360 times.
- Possession Obsession
Purchase every hat and paint job.
- You Spin Me Right Round
Follow a lady into the big smoke.
- Angry Eyes
In "Limocide", take out 50 pedestrians.
- Play That Funky Music
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box.
- Assistant Professor
In "The Great Hunt", find 6 regions.
- Cold as Ice
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer.
- Fly Like an Eagle
Purchase a pet eagle.
- Feels Like the First Time
Purchase something from The Chrome Dome.
- Baby on Board
Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.
- 25 or 6 to 4
Reach a 35x multiplier.
- Rubberband Man
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel.
- Keep on Truckin'
Unlocked the Traffic Coner.
- Feels So Good
Reach 100% completion on a mission.
- Straight to the Pool Room
In "Ball Bouncers", bounce the ball at least 12 times.
- Hotel Roundabout
Purchase some property.
- Star Power
Collect every star in a single ride.
- That's Where The Happy People Go
View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
- What a Fool Believes
Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
- Wheels of Steel
Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.
- Smoke & Mirrors
Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.