Here is the full list of all 43 Pizzarian achievements.
You're a 50-pizza delivering machine!
I'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please.
One whole kilopizza delivered!
With one pizza, fed 5,000...
25,000 pizzas is enough.
More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles!
25,000 extra space miles, to be exact!
100,000 space miles and counting!
Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles.
2,500,000 space miles. Pretty far, if you think about it.
You've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work!
You've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job!
50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes.
Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like.
You're a fake videogame money millionaire.
Only professionals should shark 10 times!
You've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)!
It's led me in circles 250 times, now.
You've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now!
There's no real reason for you to shark 5,000 times.
You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen!
It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times.
25 wrecks! Are you doing alright?
75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine.
200 wrecks?! Really? Really...?
10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry!
Hey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything...
You're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you?
Yeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done!
500 wrecks is good. Why not start a new adventure?
You owe 100 Jedits in damages!
Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report.
2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record.
They'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though.
It's one thing in the game, but 50,000 Jedits is no joke.
Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed!
You've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships!
Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean!
Get it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships.
I don't even know how you played the game to destroy 200 competitors.
Move over, Big Pizza! Pizzarian is #1 in the Jovian system!
Which ship do you want to fly, today? You have them all!
Everything at your pizza shop is top-knotch, now that you've bought all the upgrades!