Pizzarian Achievements Here is the full list of all 43 Pizzarian achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply We DeliverYou're a 50-pizza delivering machine! Special DeliveryI'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please. Signed, Sealed, DeliveredOne whole kilopizza delivered! DeliveranceWith one pizza, fed 5,000... It's Time to Turn Off the Computer25,000 pizzas is enough. The Whole Nine YardsMore than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles! The Extra Mile25,000 extra space miles, to be exact! Going the Distance100,000 space miles and counting! To Infinity and BeyondWell, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles. I Guess You Went Pretty Far2,500,000 space miles. Pretty far, if you think about it. A Jedit SavedYou've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work! A Jedit EarnedYou've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job! Rolling in Jedits50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes. All About the JeditsWow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like. This Money Isn't RealYou're a fake videogame money millionaire. Don't Try This at HomeOnly professionals should shark 10 times! Driving in CirclesYou've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)! It's the GPS, I SwearIt's led me in circles 250 times, now. Like Some Kind of Shark TornadoYou've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now! Please StopThere's no real reason for you to shark 5,000 times. Mayday!You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen! Abandon Ship!It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times. Eject! Eject!!!25 wrecks! Are you doing alright? Maybe This Game Isn't for You75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine. Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose200 wrecks?! Really? Really...? Oops10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry! Pardon MeHey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything... Did I Do ThatYou're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you? I'M GONNA WRECK ITYeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done! Maybe You Should Go Outside500 wrecks is good. Why not start a new adventure? Don't Text and DriveYou owe 100 Jedits in damages! Fender BenderJust pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report. Reckless Endangerment2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record. Should Have Bought InsuranceThey'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though. Don't Drive Like This in Real LifeIt's one thing in the game, but 50,000 Jedits is no joke. Cornering the MarketMark 5 competitor ships destroyed! Competitive AdvantageYou've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships! Business is BoomingOr, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean! Literally Destroying the CompetitionGet it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships. What...I don't even know how you played the game to destroy 200 competitors. Pizzarian EmpireMove over, Big Pizza! Pizzarian is #1 in the Jovian system! Free ShippingWhich ship do you want to fly, today? You have them all! Tip Top ShopEverything at your pizza shop is top-knotch, now that you've bought all the upgrades!