Here is the full list of all 20 Paratopic achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
At least you got your quarter back.
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
Let's get it over with.
Pedal to the metal.
You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.
No, really. Over here.
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
That's what I like to hear.
Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.
No scraps today.
..and you give me my phonecall?
Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.
Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.
Got 'em.
Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.
You're not supposed to be here.
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
Professional Killer.
A waste of good tobacco.
Be seeing you, friendo.