Here is the full list of all 20 Paratopic achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Let's get it over with.
You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.
Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.
Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.
At least you got your quarter back.
Got 'em.
Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.
Pedal to the metal.
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
No, really. Over here.
..and you give me my phonecall?
You're not supposed to be here.
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
That's what I like to hear.
Professional Killer.
Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.
No scraps today.
A waste of good tobacco.
Be seeing you, friendo.