Here is the full list of all 20 Paratopic achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Let's get it over with.
You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.
Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
You're not supposed to be here.
No scraps today.
Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.
At least you got your quarter back.
Got 'em.
Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.
Pedal to the metal.
No, really. Over here.
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
That's what I like to hear.
Professional Killer.
Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.
A waste of good tobacco.
..and you give me my phonecall?
Be seeing you, friendo.