Here is the full list of all 20 Paratopic achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Let's get it over with.
You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.
No, really. Over here.
Pedal to the metal.
That's what I like to hear.
At least you got your quarter back.
Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.
Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.
Got 'em.
Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.
Professional Killer.
Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
You're not supposed to be here.
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
..and you give me my phonecall?
No scraps today.
A waste of good tobacco.
Be seeing you, friendo.