Here is the full list of all 20 Paratopic achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
At least you got your quarter back.
Thank you for the sacrifices you have made.
Let's get it over with.
Pedal to the metal.
You are a patient, cautious driver. The city thanks you.
That's what I like to hear.
No scraps today.
Life itself is only a vision, and you are but a thought.
Got 'em.
Watched the red flower bloom in the dark.
Do you know why I pulled you over today?
No, really. Over here.
You're not supposed to be here.
Getting lost in the woods counts as a hobby.
...I'm Saying It's Not Aliens.
Professional Killer.
Beyond a shadow of doubt, a force to be feared.
A waste of good tobacco.
..and you give me my phonecall?
Be seeing you, friendo.