POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 11 August 2016 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 11 August 2016 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 11 August 2016 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 10 August 2016 - Add a guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 10 August 2016 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 10 August 2016 - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 10 August 2016 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 10 August 2016 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 10 August 2016 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 09 August 2016 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 09 August 2016 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 09 August 2016 - 2 guidesGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 15 June 2014 - Add a guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 15 June 2014 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 15 June 2014 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 15 June 2014 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 12 June 2014 - Add a guideSissyEnable cheats. 12 June 2014 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 11 June 2014 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 11 June 2014 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 11 June 2014 - Add a guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 11 June 2014 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 11 June 2014 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 11 June 2014 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 11 June 2014 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 11 June 2014 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 11 June 2014 - 1 guide