POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonSissyEnable cheats. 23 April 2023 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 23 April 2023 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 23 April 2023 - Add a guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 19 November 2020 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 19 November 2020 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 19 November 2020 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 01 October 2020 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 01 October 2020 - Add a guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 01 October 2020 - 2 guidesAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 01 October 2020 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. Locked - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. Locked - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. Locked - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. Locked - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. Locked - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. Locked - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. Locked - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. Locked - Add a guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. Locked - 1 guide