POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 07 December 2014 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 07 December 2014 - Add a guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 07 December 2014 - Add a guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 07 December 2014 - Add a guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 07 December 2014 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 07 December 2014 - Add a guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 07 December 2014 - 2 guidesBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 07 December 2014 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 02 December 2014 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 02 December 2014 - 1 guide