POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 23 April 2016 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 23 April 2016 - Add a guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 23 April 2016 - Add a guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 23 April 2016 - Add a guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 23 April 2016 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 23 April 2016 - Add a guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 23 April 2016 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 23 April 2016 - 2 guidesBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 23 April 2016 - 1 guide