POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 29 April 2018 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 25 April 2018 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 25 April 2018 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 25 April 2018 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 24 April 2018 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 24 April 2018 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 23 April 2018 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 23 April 2018 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 23 April 2018 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 23 April 2018 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 23 April 2018 - Add a guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 23 April 2018 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 23 April 2018 - Add a guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 23 April 2018 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 12 August 2015 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 12 August 2015 - Add a guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 12 August 2015 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 12 August 2015 - 2 guidesBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 12 August 2015 - 1 guide