POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonPeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 17 March 2018 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 17 March 2018 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 17 March 2018 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 15 March 2018 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 07 March 2018 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 03 February 2018 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 02 February 2018 - Add a guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 02 February 2018 - Add a guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 02 February 2018 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 02 February 2018 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 02 February 2018 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 02 February 2018 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 02 February 2018 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 02 February 2018 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 02 February 2018 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 12 January 2018 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 12 January 2018 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 09 January 2018 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 31 December 2017 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 31 December 2017 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 31 December 2017 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 31 December 2017 - Add a guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 31 December 2017 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 31 December 2017 - 2 guidesSissyEnable cheats. 31 December 2017 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 31 December 2017 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 31 December 2017 - 1 guide