POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonPeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 03 June 2018 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 02 June 2018 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 30 May 2018 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 28 March 2018 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 04 March 2018 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 22 February 2018 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 16 February 2018 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 23 December 2017 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 20 December 2017 - Add a guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 20 December 2017 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 20 December 2017 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 20 December 2017 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 20 December 2017 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 20 December 2017 - Add a guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 19 December 2017 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 07 December 2017 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 03 December 2017 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 03 December 2017 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 03 December 2017 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 03 December 2017 - 2 guidesTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 03 December 2017 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 03 December 2017 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 03 December 2017 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 17 November 2017 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 17 November 2017 - Add a guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 17 November 2017 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 17 November 2017 - 1 guide