POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonSissyEnable cheats. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 27 June 2015 - Add a guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 27 June 2015 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 27 June 2015 - Add a guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 27 June 2015 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 16 March 2015 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 06 March 2015 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 06 March 2015 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 06 March 2015 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 27 February 2015 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 27 February 2015 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 27 February 2015 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 27 February 2015 - 2 guidesPatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 27 February 2015 - Add a guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 27 February 2015 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 27 February 2015 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 27 February 2015 - 1 guide