POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 03 October 2015 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 01 September 2015 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 23 August 2015 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 23 August 2015 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 23 August 2015 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 23 August 2015 - Add a guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 21 July 2015 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 20 July 2015 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 20 July 2015 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 20 July 2015 - Add a guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 20 July 2015 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 20 July 2015 - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 19 July 2015 - Add a guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 19 July 2015 - 2 guidesPatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 19 July 2015 - Add a guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 19 July 2015 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 18 July 2015 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 18 July 2015 - 1 guide