POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 31 March 2017 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 28 March 2017 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 28 March 2017 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 28 March 2017 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 28 March 2017 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 25 March 2017 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 25 March 2017 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 25 March 2017 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 25 March 2017 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 06 July 2016 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 06 July 2016 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 06 July 2016 - Add a guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 06 July 2016 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 06 July 2016 - Add a guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 06 July 2016 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 06 July 2016 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 06 July 2016 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 05 July 2016 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 05 July 2016 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 05 July 2016 - Add a guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 05 July 2016 - 2 guidesBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 05 July 2016 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 05 July 2016 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 05 July 2016 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 05 July 2016 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 05 July 2016 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 05 July 2016 - 1 guide