POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 13 November 2018 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 13 November 2018 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 13 November 2018 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 13 November 2018 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 10 November 2018 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 08 November 2018 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 08 November 2018 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 08 November 2018 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 08 November 2018 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 08 November 2018 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 08 November 2018 - Add a guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 08 November 2018 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 08 November 2018 - Add a guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 08 November 2018 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 07 November 2018 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 07 November 2018 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 07 November 2018 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 16 June 2014 - Add a guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 16 June 2014 - 2 guidesBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 16 June 2014 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 16 June 2014 - 1 guide