POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply And so it begins...Make your first kill. Locked - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. Locked - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. Locked - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. Locked - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. Locked - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. LockedDexterMake 1000 kills. LockedMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. Locked - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. Locked - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. LockedBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. Locked - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. Locked - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. Locked - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. Locked - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. Locked - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. Locked - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. LockedFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. Locked - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. Locked - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. Locked - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. Locked - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. Locked - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. Locked - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. Locked - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. Locked - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. Locked - 2 guidesBad touch!Touch someone while burning. Locked - 1 guide