POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 11 February 2017 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 10 February 2017 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 10 February 2017 - Add a guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 10 February 2017 - Add a guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 10 February 2017 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 09 February 2017 - Add a guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 09 February 2017 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 09 February 2017 - Add a guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 09 February 2017 - 2 guidesTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 09 February 2017 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 08 February 2017 - 1 guide