POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 17 May 2018 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 17 May 2018 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 16 May 2018 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 15 May 2018 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 14 May 2018 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 13 May 2018 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 13 May 2018 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 12 May 2018 - Add a guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 11 May 2018 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 10 May 2018 - Add a guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 10 May 2018 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 09 May 2018 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 09 May 2018 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 13 March 2018 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 17 April 2015 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 16 April 2015 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 15 April 2015 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 15 April 2015 - Add a guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 14 April 2015 - 2 guidesSissyEnable cheats. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 14 April 2015 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 14 April 2015 - 1 guide