POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 21 April 2016 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 20 April 2016 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 18 January 2016 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 13 January 2016 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 13 January 2016 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 13 January 2016 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 13 January 2016 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 25 December 2015 - Add a guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 25 December 2015 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 24 December 2015 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 24 December 2015 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 15 December 2015 - Add a guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 15 December 2015 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 15 December 2015 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 15 December 2015 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 10 December 2015 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 10 December 2015 - Add a guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 10 December 2015 - 2 guidesOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 10 December 2015 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 10 December 2015 - 1 guide