POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 23 March 2015 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 23 March 2015 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 23 March 2015 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 19 March 2015 - 1 guidePeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 18 March 2015 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 17 March 2015 - 1 guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 17 March 2015 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 15 March 2015 - Add a guideSissyEnable cheats. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 15 March 2015 - Add a guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 15 March 2015 - Add a guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 15 March 2015 - 2 guidesFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 15 March 2015 - 1 guideAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 15 March 2015 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 01 November 2014 - Add a guide