POSTAL Achievements Here is the full list of all 27 POSTAL achievements. It takes around 15-20 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot wonPeter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets. 16 November 2025 - 1 guideHoles is holesTake 10,000 hits. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideMickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideBulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideNever nude-istKill a naked person. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideBoondock SaintComplete the game having only killed hostiles. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideSissyEnable cheats. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideArmy of OneUse every weapon in the game. 15 November 2025 - Add a guideGet a girlfriendComplete the game. 15 November 2025 - Add a guideZ for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideI swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideYou want our autograph too?Watch all the credits. 15 November 2025 - 1 guideBallmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game. 14 November 2025 - 1 guideDexterMake 1000 kills. 14 November 2025 - Add a guideNOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich. 14 November 2025 - 1 guideHalf-mast hard-onComplete level 10. 13 November 2025 - 1 guideThe Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band. 13 November 2025 - 1 guideFrom my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health. 09 November 2025 - 1 guidePatrick BatemanMake 100 kills. 09 November 2025 - Add a guideBad touch!Touch someone while burning. 09 November 2025 - 1 guideDirty kneesDuck under a rocket. 09 November 2025 - 1 guideForrest GumpRun for 5 minutes. 09 November 2025 - 1 guideHow Kevorkian!Perform your first execution. 09 November 2025 - 1 guideOh, you press F1!Start the second level. 09 November 2025 - 1 guideTook a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face. 09 November 2025 - 1 guideI'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide. 09 November 2025 - 2 guidesAnd so it begins...Make your first kill. 09 November 2025 - 1 guide