Here is the full list of all 67 No Time to Relax achievements.
Win a game butt naked.
Do yoga 4 weeks in a row.
Visit the girl in the Culture center every week in a game.
Go see a concert 2 weeks in a row.
Walk a total of 500 miles.
Finish a Long game.
Win an online multiplayer game.
Eat only fries in one game.
Win a game without going to the gym or culture center.
Live in the Fancy Housing for a total of 100 weeks.
Finish a Medium game.
Reach stress level 40.
Achieve a total of 19.200 work experience
Work out 10 weeks in a row.
Buy a Lottery Ticket 10 weeks in a row.
Forget to eat 10 times in a game.
Make a profit from Bytecoin investments
Invest in pork-butts.
Buy a suit without having any education.
Win a game without depositing money into the Bank
Finish a Short game.
Always pay your rent on time in a game.
Buy every type of clothing in a single game.
Eat fast food after working out.
Work 20 times consecutively without other actions.
Have $0 in your wallet after enrolling in any university course.
Achieve a total of 9.600 work experience.
Click the Shit Drifters poster in your apartment.
Try the Bear Combo.
Buy 5 Lottery Tickets in a game.
Achieve a total of 4.800 work experience
Finish a Marathon game.
Go to space.
Complete the University tree.
Spend half your turn studying for 2 weeks in a row.
Achieve a total of 2.400 work experience.
Buy a Fire Extinguisher and a Fire Alarm
Achieve a total of 1.600 work experience.
Achieve a total of 800 work experience.
Take a look at the tutorial.
Move into Fancy Housing.
Achieve a total of 400 work experience.
Achieve a total of 200 work experience.
Win a long game without eating once.
Eat a Cluckers meal on every turn in a marathon game.
Never go below 2 weeks worth of food in your fridge in a long game.
Win a game as a CEO.
Win a game as a janitor
Invest 20 times in pork-butts.
Beat the CPU in all game modes.
Play a total of 8 hours
Win a game with each character.
Relax while naked with max happiness.
Owe the bank over $1,000.
Make a total profit of $1000 from Bytecoins.
Make a total profit of $2000 from Stocks.
Buy a Lottery Ticket every week in a game.
Store a total of $99.999 in the Bank.
Hike a mountain 20 times in a Marathon game.
See a soccer match 6 times in a long game.
Work as a janitor for a total of 101 weeks.
Your stress level must be 1 or lower for a whole Marathon game.
Spend a total of 50 weeks naked.
In a single game buy all the items possible for your apartment.
Buy everything for your kitchen and fully stock your fridge.
Find all the developers in the game.
Make the mysterious stranger lose his head.