Here is the full list of all 67 No Time to Relax achievements.
Beat the CPU in all game modes.
Win a game as a CEO.
Your stress level must be 1 or lower for a whole Marathon game.
Never go below 2 weeks worth of food in your fridge in a long game.
Win a game with each character.
Spend a total of 50 weeks naked.
Live in the Fancy Housing for a total of 100 weeks.
Relax while naked with max happiness.
Work as a janitor for a total of 101 weeks.
Walk a total of 500 miles.
Make the mysterious stranger lose his head.
Reach stress level 40.
Make a total profit of $2000 from Stocks.
Make a total profit of $1000 from Bytecoins.
Invest 20 times in pork-butts.
Work 20 times consecutively without other actions.
Achieve a total of 19.200 work experience
Play a total of 8 hours
Eat a Cluckers meal on every turn in a marathon game.
Store a total of $99.999 in the Bank.
In a single game buy all the items possible for your apartment.
Owe the bank over $1,000.
Hike a mountain 20 times in a Marathon game.
Win a long game without eating once.
Eat only fries in one game.
Buy a Lottery Ticket every week in a game.
Visit the girl in the Culture center every week in a game.
Finish a Long game.
Work out 10 weeks in a row.
Buy a suit without having any education.
Forget to eat 10 times in a game.
Buy a Lottery Ticket 10 weeks in a row.
See a soccer match 6 times in a long game.
Finish a Marathon game.
Do yoga 4 weeks in a row.
Go see a concert 2 weeks in a row.
Buy everything for your kitchen and fully stock your fridge.
Find all the developers in the game.
Complete the University tree.
Achieve a total of 9.600 work experience.
Buy every type of clothing in a single game.
Spend half your turn studying for 2 weeks in a row.
Have $0 in your wallet after enrolling in any university course.
Buy a Fire Extinguisher and a Fire Alarm
Achieve a total of 4.800 work experience
Go to space.
Click the Shit Drifters poster in your apartment.
Move into Fancy Housing.
Achieve a total of 2.400 work experience.
Invest in pork-butts.
Eat fast food after working out.
Take a look at the tutorial.
Win a game without going to the gym or culture center.
Win a game as a janitor
Make a profit from Bytecoin investments
Finish a Short game.
Always pay your rent on time in a game.
Achieve a total of 1.600 work experience.
Win a game butt naked.
Win an online multiplayer game.
Win a game without depositing money into the Bank
Finish a Medium game.
Achieve a total of 800 work experience.
Achieve a total of 400 work experience.
Buy 5 Lottery Tickets in a game.
Try the Bear Combo.
Achieve a total of 200 work experience.