Here is the full list of all 43 Nine Noir Lives achievements.
Intellectual property justice will not be stopped!
You gotta have fire. It's for the ambience.
Probably not fatal, but hey - who knows!
My new best friend!
Bastion against the forces of getting things done.
Enter a crime lord's den.
WHY IS IT SO BIG?!
Ring the bell to be ignored.
One cat's trash is another cat's older trash.
Obtain a key item via definitely legal means.
Rescue someone from a tricky situation.
It can talk! It can walk! It can't turn into a car!
This is gross. Why is this a thing? Make it stop.
Look at his little moustache quiver! And his fat lil' belly going up and down!
The doctor said they're within typical parameters for my age, actually.
And he's stealing all my faith in our calendar system.
Arm yourself. For some reason.
Mfff, ffmmff, mmmfff!
Examine a cat you've been looking for.
Yes, well. Um.
So hypnotic...
Revenge of the Space-Tabby? Space-Tabby and the Planet of the Space...Tabbies...?
Flim. Flim? Flim!
Promote the promotion.
Invent the greatest thing ever.
It's supposed to do that, right? Right?
Put on a very fetching outfit.
Let Alfonso help you with your case.
Create a perfectly safe-looking drink.
Find evidence of an unexpected new player.
Take a risk to find the truth.
Uncover something unexpected about the past.
Walked on all the grass. Stomped, even.
Make a necessary sacrifice.
Just to make it clear, I knew all along. Totally.
There's no logical reason it should work.
There's no logical reason this should work, either.
None of them were alive beforehand either, though, technically.
Solve a cool problem.
Find out who did it.
Find out who really did it.
Squeaker, squeak squeak.
Prepare for punishment.