Neanderthallica Achievements

• The Furious Devourer

  Eat 1000 eatable enemies
• The Stubborn Nerd

  Find all easter eggs

• Who's Your Daddy

  Defeat all bosses in 1 attempt
• The Bookworm

  Discover all totems
• The Tongue Twister

  Learn all words during the game
• The Hard-Nosed Perfumer

  Fart 1000 times during the game
• The Slacker

  Do nothing for 1 hour
• The Collector of Illusions

  Collect 100 mushrooms

• The God Syndrome

  Never die in the game
• The Prehistoric Jackass

  Die 1000 times during the game
• The Curious Diver

  Never drown during the game
• The Floor is Lava

  Never touch lava during the game
• The Space Capitan

  Go to the Global Map 10 times
• Run, Ugr, Run

  Run 50 km during the game and don't ask why

• I Saw That!

  Don't turn off sensitive content
• Let The Whole World Wait

  Hold on and listen to the rock song until the end
• The Overloaded Squire

  Get all weapon bases, heads and uniques
• The Cave Glamor

  Collect all fancy clothes
• What's Wrong Sherlock?

  Enter a wrong code 5 times like a true oinker
• The Chicken Memory

  Play the wrong 40-note melody