My Name is Mayo Achievements Here is the full list of all 50 My Name is Mayo achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc Flag Filter All None 50 Offline Mode 50 Single Player 50 Cumulative + Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flagsAchievements without any flags (1) What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply You can see the hits!Hit the Mayo 5 times! No brainerHit 20 times! Trimmed heartsHit 50 times! Micro downsizingHit 200 times! 20th century dietHit 350 times! Go eat cakeHit 500 times! Nosey CaesarHit 550 times! ClubHit 700 times! Short timerHit 1500 times! Knee recordHit 3000 times! Venus-wiseHit 5000 times! *The Crow movie pun*Hit 8000 times! An ingredient to rule them allHit 10000 times! 2 guidesWhat do we do now?Unlock all the achievements! 1 guideRed Bikini!This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times) CheetahWear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times) Topless!Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times) Crème a la MayoTap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times) Banana!Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times) Potato!Banana? (Hit this 300 times) CatsupStarchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times) Red CheetahRed Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times) Elephant fun times!Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times) Balls of yarnAmazing Story (150 hits) RainSpin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times) Z'sFurry Rain. (Hit this 100 times) Blonde bombshell!Zzz... (Hit this 150 times) Cheesy RapDrop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times) Catch my cold!Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times) ScrewedDrink coffee. (Hit this 150 times) Vanished...Screw that. (Hit this 300 times) I'm just a mayo.Flipped. (Hit this 500 times) Young BoyI am Mayonnaise (90 hits) Rock Star!Young soul. (Hit this 10 times) DadLike that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times) OrdinaryDaddy issues. (Hit this 100 times) Identity issues...Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times) Best SellerIt's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times) Glam RockFollow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times) Support!While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times) A Mime?In the end... (Hit this 50 times) Something importantA Story About Life. (120 hits) The Box of LoveSomething important. (10 hits, follow the life) Just kidding...The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life) MoveJust kidding... (10 hits, follow the life) MusclesMove. (10 hits, follow the life) Part of lifeMuscles. (10 hits, follow the life) PhilosophyPart of life. (10 hits, follow the life) Talking about lifePhilosophy. (10 hits, follow the life) I am Mayonnaise!Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)