Here is the full list of all 13 Milfvania Ep. 1 achievements.
You like being around cars
You take the best decisions
Careful, don't drop it!
You're out of the basement
You like going under the table
You start to enjoy the soviet lifestyle
Keyhole expert
You see things before happening
Icrecream is nice
The place to be
Loitering with intent
No one can trick you now
You kinda start to like this