Here is the full list of all 20 Loading Screen Simulator achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Get 100 points in the game
Your PC is slowly sucking in the universe
KALM DOWN! YOU GONNA DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE INTERNET
That’s too much! I don’t know if I can pay for this
That’s Mega
Doobydoobydabbadoobydabadooda bedigabibblebede, It's a secret!
Now you can make Loading great again
Okay why?
Again?
Wow that was fast
Click the button 10000 times
Finally
Click…
Huh, I didn’t know that it was possible to win in console… cool
I can work with that
You dirty little hacker ;)
Click the button 1000 times
Slooooooooooooo
Click the button