Here is the full list of all 16 Lazarus A.D. 2222 achievements.
You have a revulsion to violence.
Beer, synthetic herring and soya buttermilk are the perfect combination to surprise your friends when they least expect it.
A toxic distraction can severely damage an enemy's morale. A truly cruel person you are.
Your proficiency in folder exploration is alarming
You taught your opponent an express soprano singing lesson.
Hmm ... Even though you don't quite know what you've just witnessed, there's an irresistible feeling that, on some level, it was very inappropriate.
Ah, a skilled practitioner of the art of breaking digital security. Carry on.
You are a virtuoso at bypassing security.
You have just received an email from Anonymous. They are asking if you would like to advise them on a few issues.
Freedom at last. He always dreamt of travelling far, but something kept him down.
Your adversary will be forced to drink through a straw for an unspecified period of time.
The wind blows where it wills, and you hear the sound of it, but you not know where it comes from or where it goes.
This map has great power to point the way to trouble. Use it wisely.
Neat punch. Ever thought about working in an slaughterhouse? That punch would even knock down a bull.
You have the incredible pleasure of interacting with your colleague's father-in-law. He is particularly sensitive to obscenities. He likes to sing christian hymns and has an aquarium at home.
You simply enjoy inflicting suffering on others.