Lazarus A.D. 2222 Achievements

• The way of peace

  You have a revulsion to violence.
• A smelly affair

  Beer, synthetic herring and soya buttermilk are the perfect combination to surprise your friends when they least expect it.

• A smelly affair - Escalation

  A toxic distraction can severely damage an enemy's morale. A truly cruel person you are.
• The right folder!

  Your proficiency in folder exploration is alarming
• Glass balls

  You taught your opponent an express soprano singing lesson.
• Sick s*it

  Hmm ... Even though you don't quite know what you've just witnessed, there's an irresistible feeling that, on some level, it was very inappropriate.
• Cyberpunk

  Ah, a skilled practitioner of the art of breaking digital security. Carry on.
• Cyberpunk Pro+

  You are a virtuoso at bypassing security.

• Cybercryptophile

  You have just received an email from Anonymous. They are asking if you would like to advise them on a few issues.
• Happy Tooth

  Freedom at last. He always dreamt of travelling far, but something kept him down.
• Jawbreaker

  Your adversary will be forced to drink through a straw for an unspecified period of time.
• Reborn

  The wind blows where it wills, and you hear the sound of it, but you not know where it comes from or where it goes.
• The Map

  This map has great power to point the way to trouble. Use it wisely.
• Clean shot

  Neat punch. Ever thought about working in an slaughterhouse? That punch would even knock down a bull.

• Mr Theophil's father-in-law

  You have the incredible pleasure of interacting with your colleague's father-in-law. He is particularly sensitive to obscenities. He likes to sing christian hymns and has an aquarium at home.
• The way of violence

  You simply enjoy inflicting suffering on others.